January 2012
Got invited to a Modern Warfare 3 Gaming Party
I need to prepare to embarrass myself in front of a whole bunch of nerds. Any thing I’ll do to make friends apparently.
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While at the bus stop, some guy told me "Hey, you...
It’s not my fault that I have chronic bitch face. I was actually in a pretty good mood before. Thank you though.
I hate when you get all dressed up for a party and...
missing-him-all-hours-of-the-day:
You feel all beautiful then you have that friend who comes in all like:
Then your like:
Then the guy you were talking to looks at you like:
Then you and your friends are all like:
Then it turns into this:
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Some random dude from high school started...
We’ve never talked before….are you lost?
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Fun. is playing in Madison April 11th
and I just bought my tickets.
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Just picked up my copy of TFIOS that I pre...
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Just because you’re the head of the company and that you make more money doesn’t mean that you’re smarter, nor better than your employees.
“Talking down” and behind one’s back will slowly rot your company until there’s nothing left. The only point you’ve proven is that you own an elaborate, Americanized taco stand.
"Justin Bieber is better than The Beatles!"
More laughs here
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I heard We Are Young on the radio...
When you find your ex's profile on OkStupid
My best friend's brothers engaged :3
Uber excited, he’s been my big brother since I was 12.
babyminaj:
This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele.
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It's funny how the one person that kept me going...
Started watching United States of Tara today
hooked already.