February 2012
lu-mine-hall replied to your post: lu-mine-hall replied to your post: Any other UWM…
Oh my god.
Yep. We go to a wonderful school.
lu-mine-hall replied to your post: Any other UWM students see the naked guy?
What.
Yep. Some guy walked through the library, across the court yard and through the union and back outside. Took 5 cops to take him down and he had about 3 tasers aimed at his junk. It was amazing.
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Any other UWM students see the naked guy?
lu-mine-hall replied to your photo: Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen of the…
Are you at the Union?
Indeed I was, 2 hours ago..
lu-mine-hall replied to your post: Where could one find said shitty lineup?
Oh, I thought they posted more. :c
Yeah, me too. 3: Big Time Rush being announced just hit me hard though.
zachwell-then asked: Where could one find said shitty lineup?
The only thing that could make the lineup for...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
cute girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
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Watching the Cirque du Soleil on the Oscars
and I’m just like
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Should I get a Septum or Nose Ring?
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You know it's past your bedtime when you're...
