March 2012
Looking at all these Josh Hutcherson posts...
Biggest lie a celebrity says:
“I would date a fan”
The United States of America on college education
- Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
- USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
- Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
- USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
- Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
- USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
- And I constantly have this fight in my brain. Everyday.
Am I the only one who isn't freaking out over The Hunger Games?
Yes? Okay, carry on.
Talking to this guy that I was best friends with in the 3rd grade and it’s super weird.
He’s drunk and I’m half asleep so we’re talking about making breakfast items that contain Baileys’ in them….
